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🥛 OpenAI isn’t stoked w/ Robinhood 🥴
PLUS: Zero interest rate cuts this year? 👎
GM. This is Milk Road, the newsletter that mediates tensions between your favorite tech n’ finance companies! (Read the first article, it’ll make sense.)
Here’s what we got for you today:
✍️ OpenAI isn’t stoked w/ Robinhood
✍️ Zero interest rate cuts this year?
🥛 PRO “Where are we in the cycle?” indicators
🎙️ The Milk Road Show: Bitcoin $200k Target Explained, Solana ETF Day 1 & July Crypto Outlook w/ Kelly Kellam
🍪 Numbers for day 1 are in
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OPENAI ISN’T STOKED W/ ROBINHOOD 🥴
You know that one friend you have with a penchant for ruining a good time?
You’re cooking bacon → they remind you it’s carcinogenic.
You start waxing poetic about Natalie Imbruglia’s ‘Torn’ → they remind you it’s a cover.
You’re watching Free Willy → they mention that the orca playing Willy died an early death.
They’re not wrong. But they’re harshing your vibe.
(Again – they’re not wrong. But, vibe = harshed.)
We’re not fluent in securities law, but our understanding of what they’re getting at here is – buying a tokenized share of OpenAI from Robinhood is kind of a “trust me bro” deal, meaning:
1/ You’re backed by Robinhood, not US securities laws
When you buy a tokenized share of OpenAI, you’re not buying an actual US security – you’re just trusting that Robinhood is backing these tokens with real shares.
Potential risk: if Robinhood fails to maintain the backing, your tokens could lose their value.
2/ You’re selling tokens, not equity
When you go to sell, Robinhood has to find a buyer for the token, not the actual shares (as transfer of the underlying stock has to be approved by OpenAI).
Potential risk: this could create liquidity issues if there are no buyers for the tokens (dumping the price), especially in stressed market conditions.
3/ Meeting future demand could become an issue
If OpenAI wants, they can stop Robinhood from acquiring new shares, as they have to approve all transfers.
Potential risk: if OpenAI isn’t cool with this continuing, they can actively try to squash Robinhood’s tokenization efforts.
Need a table breaking that (and more) down? Here, have a table:
Personally – if we wanted price exposure to certain private equities, like OpenAI, we’d be happy to trust Robinhood to do it honestly and back these shares 1-to-1.
(The downside risk for them ‘doing a dodgy’, far outweighs the upside.)
That said: we’d need to carefully weigh the potential risks that are out of Robinhood’s hands – like the possibility of liquidity issues, and OpenAI putting the kibosh on it all.
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WE JUST GOT ONE STEP CLOSER TO SEEING ZERO RATE CUTS THIS YEAR 😩
Ok, same analogy from the last article’s intro – except this time, we’ll be playing the role of the wet blanket.
Guess what! The labor market has gotten much stronger than expected. 👇
And that’s a good thing!
…right?
Lemme rain on your parade real quick:
A stronger jobs report = less reason for the Fed to cut rates.
Rate cuts are one of the Fed’s main weapons when trying to counteract a weakening economy.
They lower interest rates → loans/credit repayments get cheaper → folks have more disposable income/take out more loans → this injection of cash boosts the economy/asset prices.
…problem is, job growth is up.
Which indicates the economy is strengthening – giving the Fed less reasons to cut rates.
And CME’s prediction data is backing that up – their total expected cuts for 2025 just flipped from 3 being the most likely, to 2. 👇
Hell – many big-brained pundits, like Eric Balchunas, expect the economy will continue growing enough that we see ZERO cuts in 2025. 👇
And there you have it!
Blanket: wet. Mood: dampened.
*bows*
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You know what? Rate cuts, shmate cuts.
They’re just one piece of the larger puzzle. Let’s broaden our view and take a look at the crypto market cycle indicators.
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🔴 We’ve hit the market top indicator 🚨
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