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PLUS: fkSBF thought he could be the President of the U.S...š
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Hereās what we got for you today:
Crypto is saved! šØ
Round 1: fkSBF vs. Caroline Elisson š„
Stat of the day: there have been 160,000 attempted hacks on Upbit š
āI canāt love stocks, but I love Bitcoin and goldā - Billionaire investor šŖ
CRYPTO IS SAVED! šØ
Just when all hope was lostā¦
Jim Cramer made another crypto prediction: āMr. Bitcoin is going down BIG!ā
Milk Road Translation: Bitcoin is going up. Bull rally incoming. Lets. F*cking. Go.
Now, in case you donāt know Jimā¦
1/ Heās the bald guy on TV who yells about stocks all day.
2/ Heās known for having the Anti-Midas Touchā¢. (everything he touches, turns into gold sh*t)
Just check out some of his big-brain predictions from the past:
In 2008, Jim famously said: āBear Stearns is fine! Do not take your money out.ā Bear Stearns was indeed not fine. A week later, it collapsed and kicked off a financial crisis.
In 2012, Jim made predictions likeā¦ 1) Best Buy would crash. Within 6 months, it was up 120%. 2) Netflix would crash. Within 6 months, it was up 175%.
Earlier this year, Jim defended Silicon Valley Bank and said concerns about it were ānot justifiedā. A month later, SVB collapsed and became the biggest banking failure since 2008.
In other words, when Jim makes a predictionā¦ the opposite usually happens.

All jokes aside, who knows if a crypto rally actually happens. But Jim made similar predictions in early Januaryā¦
āAnother weak year for cryptoā
āGood chance to get out of cryptoā¦ it canāt be trusted.ā
BTC, ETH, and a handful of other altcoins ended up rallying +30% afterward. Weāll see if history repeats.
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ROUND 1: CAROLINE ELLISON VS. FKSBF š„
Itās the moment weāve all been waiting forā¦ **drumroll**...
Caroline Ellisonās testimony in The U.S. vs. Sam Bankman-Fried (fkSBF) trial.
Now in case you need a refresher, she:
Is the former CEO of Alameda.
Pled guilty to committing fraud. (with fkSBF)
Entered a plea agreement to cooperate with the U.S. government.
Is the star witness of the trial.
Oh, and sheās fkSBFās former ex-girlfriend. They were like cryptoās Mr. & Mrs. Smith - except with half the action and double the fraud.

Here were the main highlights from Carolineās first day of testimony:
Caroline started off by flat-out admitting she committing fraud. And she did it with fkSBF.
fkSBF made Caroline the CEO of Alameda, but she still had to report to him. He was leading the Fraud-peration.
Caroline said fkSBF directed her to āborrow as much money as possibleā from lenders.
Caroline created and sent fake balance sheets to investors. The goal? Make Alameda ālook less riskyā to investors.
They borrowed billions of dollars and used āSam coinsā and FTT (aka FTXās native token) as collateral. Alameda would use their boatload of magic internet money as collateral in exchange for billions of dollars of real money.
Alameda would then use FTX customer deposits to pay back loans. In total, Caroline estimates they took $14B from FTX customers. (!!)
They would also use FTX customer funds for other investments. Including political donations, startup investments, and personal loans to friends & family members.
fkSBF told Caroline he believed he had a 5% chance of becoming President. Not of the Calculus Club eitherā¦The President of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
Holy sh*t. I can only imagine what their ādate nightsā looked likeā¦

Caroline will finish testifying today, but the courtroom already has more suspense than a Spanish telenovela.
All eyes will be on Round 2.

STAT OF THE DAY: UPBIT HAS BEEN TARGETED 160,000 TIMES š
Upbit is South Koreaās most popular exchange.
$1B in trading volume over the last 24 hours.
2nd most used centralized exchange in July, in terms of trading volume. (only behind Binance)
Well, turns out the crypto exchange isnāt just getting attention from traders.
Itās also become popular amongst cryptoās worst enemyā¦ hackers.
According to a recent report, Upbit was targeted over 159,000 times in the first half of 2023.
Thatās an average ofā¦*checks calculator*ā¦ 879 attacks PER DAY.
Now, either:
a) These are the worst hackers in the history of hackers. Orā¦
b) Upbit is the Mohammed Ali of crypto exchanges.
159,000 punches thrown. 0 landed.
Pretty crazy.

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