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And I mean real friend. Like, we’d let you step on our back to get to safety first #realones.

Here’s what we’ve got for you today:

• The Crocodile of Wall Street is back

• “Inspector Gadget” creator was buds w/ FTX

• Coinbase follows Kraken & leaves Japan

• What the FUD! The DoJ takes everyone in crypto on a ride

THE CROCODILE OF WALL STREET IS BACK

This is the Crocodile of Wall Street. Government name: Heather Morgan. And boy, does she have quite the resume:

• Alleged money launderer by day. She and her husband were arrested last year and charged with laundering $4.5b worth of crypto that was stolen from Bitfinex (a crypto exchange).

• YouTube rapper by night. Rap name(s): The Crocodile of Wall Street; Razzlekhan.

• Gives 0fcks. Just check her hat

Now, Morgan is back with a brand new rap job. She’s been hired by an unknown tech company in New York to work in “growth marketing and business development.” The court ruled to keep the name of the company private for safety concerns.

Morgan has been granted court approval to travel into the office for work. She’ll be heading into the New York office 3x/week from 10 am - 8:30 pm.

Which might sound awful. But Morgan has been on house arrest 24/7 while she waits for her trial. Her husband? Still in jail. So to Morgan, traveling in NYC probably sounds like a walk on the beach of Maldives. (Me personally, I’d rather be locked up than travel through Midtown..)

We’re on the brink of a global recession. Thousands of people in tech are getting laid off from work. Yet Morgan, the alleged money launderer facing 25 years in prison, has landed a job. New York, there’s nothing you can’t do.

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GO GO GADGET LOANS

What does a 1980s animated show creator have in common with a fallen crypto exchange and its disgraced founder?

Apparently a lot.

“Inspector Gadget” co-creator Jean Chalopin is also the chairman of Deltec, a Bahamian bank that’s a “long-time friend of FTX.”

And that’s just the start of it:

• Deltec’s parent company took a secret $50m loan from a group tied to ex-FTX exec Ryan Salame in late 2021

• The group is Norton Hall, which wasn’t listed as one of FTX’s debtors

• Chalopin confirmed the loan to Forbes

• Deltec sponsored FTX’s crypto conference in the Bahamas in April 2022

Apparently FTX/Salame and Deltec/Chapolin are trying to figure out how to repay that loan now.

But WAIT; there’s more:

Another Chapolin-linked group has been on authorities’ radar for a while now: Moonstone.

John Ray (FTX CEO, bankruptcy clean-up aficionado) said in December that his team’s investigating the whole sitch between it and FTX.

That’s because FTX’s sister firm Alameda invested $11.5m in the bank, whose board Chalopin sat on.

And Moonstone held ~$50m in FTX customer funds, per a December court filing.

TLDR: Alameda was Moonstone’s largest investor, and FTX was Moonstone’s biggest customer.

Not a great look.

COINBASE IS LEAVING JAPAN

** intercom crackle** We’ve got another runner!

This time it’s Coinbase, from the Japanese market.

The exchange giant said Wednesday that it’s halting operations in the country.

• It said the move is because of volatile market conditions

• Japan-based customers have until Feb. 16 to get their fiat/crypto off the platform

• It’s following Kraken’s suit; the exchange is exiting Japan too to cut costs

Exchanges are leaving Japan faster than Mario with a Power Star.

MILK AND COOKIES

Rumor mill. Genesis’ creditors are reportedly negotiating a prepackaged bankruptcy plan with the firm. According to sources close to the matter, Genesis could file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy by the end of this week. 0 days since last accident crypto bankruptcy.

What the FUD. The U.S Dept of Justice hyped a "major international cryptocurrency enforcement action" only to announce the takedown of Bitzlato, a small crypto exchange from Hong Kong. The DOJ is supposed to be going after the Big Kahunas of crypto crime… Instead, they found Nemo.

Stolen money on the move. Lazarus, North Korea’s infamous hacker group, tried to move more than $60m in stolen ETH. Nice try, Lazarus….you can run, but you can’t hide from the blockchain.

Liquidators get hosed. Alameda Research liquidators have reportedly lost ~$11.5m in trades since taking control of Alameda's accounts. Aint so easy is it? 

Stat of the day. 1 in 3 US Congress members accepted cash from FTX. Coindesk found that ⅓ of 535 Congress members took cash from Samuel Bankman-Fried or other company execs.

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